Liam Moran
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One of the shortest words in the English language is also one of the hardest to use. It is a very important word to learn. The word is no.
Confessions of an Automation Tech pushed "ALMOST" to far, in the flesh!
Maybe not 50 hours a week... But here I am at 2:57AM, at the plant, with a pounding head, 3 hours sleep and wondering where I went wrong in life as I have so much **** on the go today. I just at this moment really don't care if I ever look at another computer again, or production supervisor, or maintenance tech or any other broke *** piece of equipment.
The dumb asses don't get called in the middle of the night... I'm a victim of my own success and it sucks! Does anybody else feel penalized for their accomplishments? I mean, I like working on machines, but this is not the way I like to do it. Especially when I get to the plant and they tell me its all running again, haha it was a blown fuse on a safety relay, if they even know what they changed, they cant show me now, cant remember which one they changed.. The call I got was that the plant network was down, nothing would work! I get here and folks are just like oh yeah the line stopped for a minute but its all working again.
Does anybody else deal with the complete stench of incompetence running through their workplaces?
I don't even have internet available at home to check first, I have to drive in.
Sorry for the rant, but I'm feeling that I'v been doing this enough years now. I don't want to hear the phone ringing at night anymore. Might be time to find a new game to play.
I've had similar working offshore drilling because recruitment was mostly done by nepotism or "experience" rather than actually testing people out or checking references (it's an unbelievably small industry). I got taken out of bed at around 2AM because a brake wouldn't come off...
Coveralls on, walk to the switch room and the tech had the computer open with the logic showing that the output was turned on to release the brake.
First question: Did you check the panel?
First answer: No.
Open the panel...
Second question: There's a fuse holder showing that the fuse is broken. Which terminal is the brake solenoid on?
Second answer: Terminal 1.
Yeap, broken fuse. Get a new one, measure the loop resistance and confirm it's not going to ground and replace it.
There were plenty more like this... one in particular the tech was already on the phone with remote support in Norway about lost comms to a profibus node. Walk in the switch room and ask the exact same question as above. No one looked in the panel.
Open the panel and voila, breaker tripped.
In other places I worked, there was one particular employee that would ring me about any little thing before doing due dilligence. I started waiting 5 minutes to hear from him again before doing anything about it. 90% of the times he'd ring back with whatever the problem was.
Ultimately this will be down to management to make sure a line is followed and only a certain person can call you. This should ensure that maintenance gets a crack at it, rather than an operator jumping the gun before any diagnosis is carried.
“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”
― Mark Twain
The maintenance techs are the issue. They take a couple backyard mechanics and put them on night shift in an Automated Plant environment. Not the mechanics fault, they are not equipped for the situations that arise with absolutely 0 electrical knowledge. Example... A few weeks ago, I had a main switch burn on a 480V 400 AMP feed to a freezer panel. 4 "techs" on shift, none are electrically inclined, were getting ready to replace the fuses when I finally arrived onsite. Not 1 of them realized that with the disconnect off, the fuses were still live! Not 1 of them knows how to use a meter! One knife in the switch was burned closed and didn't open when pulling the handle. It was a holiday and only by chance I happened to be near, or it could have been a tragic story. They were smart enough to know a fuse blew, only because it was visually burnt and still smoking when the cabinet door was opened. Nobody checked anything, they were simply going to grasp a straw, change a fuse and throw the switch back on. A 400 AMP fuse doesn't just burn, it happens due to a fault, that fault needed to be found. They were about to touch the live portion of the fuse to unbolt them. Aside from the burning in my nostrils, I knew it didn't smell right and quickly discovered almost 300 volts sitting on the remaining 2 healthy fuses. and almost 480 on the burnt one!
I just cant make them (Management) realize the importance of having competent staff. Its always the farmineering attitude. Now, they say they are not going to support apprenticeships! How crazy is this? Never train or upgrade our peoples skill set and only hire monkeys that are not interested in going back to school, in fear that we will train somebody and they leave for greener pastures..... Like the rest of the modern world and most of the human race, it seems like we are progressing backwards with mindset and overall efficiency.